Hands

When you speak Japanese, what are your hands doing? In the last couple of weeks, I’ve noticed that when foreigners speak Japanese, many of them seem to have a wicked case of what I’ve termed “charades hands.” We all wave our hands like Stan the used boat salesman from Monkey Island:

I’m tempted to say that ESL folks aren’t plagued by “Stan hands.” For whatever reason, Japanese just draws it out of us. There’s so much more I’m trying to express! Can’t you understand what my hands are trying to say! I’ll freely admit that my hands are as guilty as everyone else’s, but I’ve been trying to be better about it recently.

Do whatever it takes to keep them under control. Put them in your pockets. Sit on them. Hold something really heavy. I have a feeling that maintaining control of your hands will force you to make your word choices more accurate and your grammar more precise.

I think mastery of the passive tense probably cuts down on “charades hands” by about 50%, so go ahead and start there.

4 thoughts on “Hands

  1. Oh, so true. Not that I’ve mastered the passive tense by any means– but even getting the past tense down was enough to excise the “waving over the shoulder to indicate yesterday” from my handcabulary.

  2. Dude, you’re sooooo right. I cannot avoid to notice when i move my hands, and my friends instead of looking at my eyes, look at my (charade) hands.

    Keep under control. Ok, i’ll do my best ;)

  3. even getting the past tense down was enough to excise the “waving over the shoulder to indicate yesterday” from my handcabulary.

    That’s a really, really good point! Funny how “behind me” is universal for “yesterday.”

  4. amen! i’ve come to notice this myself recently! even though there’s absolutely no reason to use gestures when talking about stuff like eating, my hands just fly away! 身振り手振り使わないでおこうぜ!

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